The Best of Tinder Bios: Part Four

If you haven’t noticed I spend a lot of time on Tinder. As a result I have seen some pretty awesome bios. Here are 20 I felt needed to be shared with the world.

Disclaimer: Some bios may be edited for length. All quotes are kept in their original context. In other words if you can’t spell I didn’t save your ass before telling the internet.

 

  1. Ill make out w/ u 4 like $10
  2. I’m 19 and and my love is Netflix. I’m a hippie at heart. I sell Cadillacs for a living and enjoy nights at the symphony, art exhibits, and being lazy and smocking hookah.
  3. I honestly don’t know why I have this app still but I guess it provides about ten minutes of entertainment when I’m bored…
  4. Kind of lame. I’ll buy you Mexican food.
  5. Acting/Comp. Sci. graduate. Tech. nerd. I like to make things. I’m 5’6’…ish. I drink more liquor than beer. Please don’t knock me for taking a selfie. We all do it. If you message starts out with “Hey, I want to have sex with strangers who are also skilled and very intimate in bed? If you are of the same interests like mine” and there’s a url in it… Yeah, no. Momma didn’t raise no fool.
  6. I don’t give a shit about your vibes.
  7. I can’t promise you the world but I can promise you this. I will buy you tacos and touch your butt.
  8. I consider myself one of the funniest men of my generation. I live every week like it is shark week. I am the only person in the world with my name (that’s a straight fact). Oh and yes that is Dolly Parton in my pictures, message me and maybe you can meet her too.
  9. My coupe’s louder than your boyfriend’s truck
  10. Show me ur tattoos or at leas show me your soul
  11. Whiskey and craft beer don’t mix for me Don’t vote for Trump 2016 Socialist High energy No I wont give you free electricity Played baseball since t ball Outgoing Loud Sometimes obnoxious
  12. Attractive young couple looking to have a good time!
  13. I’m 6’4, wear whatever heels you like on that date to steak n shake
  14. I believe in Fitness. Make friends with pain and you will never be alone.
  15. I like to talk in movie quotes and song lyrics.
  16. I’m passionate about photography and enjoy whitty banter. Honestly, I’m just on Tinder to find someone to do Dubsmash vids with. Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
  17. I’m 14
  18. I work in the touring industry as an audio engineer, I basically get paid to travel, it’s awesome. I’m college educated. I’m vegan. I provide for the sweetest cat to ever exist. If you don’t like cats it’s not going to work.
  19. Young country boy, with a lil boy, trying to make a better life for me and him, work fulltime n daddy all the time. Trying to find someone to enjoy life with.
  20. Former fire fighter, diesel technician. Just a country boy with a big truck and a tattoo addiction.
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