Things You Can Only Do When You Are Single

Happy Valentines Day. If you believe in falling in love you might be having a cool day. If you have a significant other you are probably having a great day. If you are single you are probably writing hate mail to Hallmark. Before you down that second (or fourth) bottle of wine here is a list of all the amazing things you can do when you’re single.

  1. You don’t have to check in with anyone
  2. You don’t get those creepy “good morning” texts on a regular basis
  3. You only have to cook for one
  4. You won’t get judged for eating more then one serving of food
  5. You get compliments because you deserve them, not because someone feels like they have to.
  6. You only have to do laundry for one
  7. You can flirt with that guy in the bar without having that guilty feeling
  8. You can make out with that guy in the bar without having that guilty feeling
  9. You can give your number to that guy in the bar without having that guilty feeling
  10. You can go home with that guy in the bar without having that guilty feeling
  11. You can have sex without it feeling like a chore
  12. You never have to explain why you are having a girls night out
  13. You only have to worry about your own problems
  14. You don’t have to feel embarrassed by someone else’s behavior
  15. You don’t have to smile and make small talk with anyone’s parents
  16. You don’t have to sleep on the couch when you get into a stupid argument with someone
  17. You don’t have to buy anyone presents for all those weird romantic holidays
  18. You don’t have to dodge the awkward “when are you getting married” questioning from your family.
  19. You can travel as much as you want
  20. You can take as many shots as you want
  21. You don’t have to worry about hyping up anyone else’s ego
  22. You don’t have to stay glued to your phone
  23. You don’t have to be sober when you see the bathroom at the bar/frat house
  24. You can gain five pounds and it only effects you
  25. You can loose five pounds and it only effects you
  26. You don’t have to leave the party early
  27. You never have to have the “do I love him or am I comfortable” debate
  28. You aren’t codependent
  29. You can be as spontaneous as you want
  30. You never have to witness guys having feelings
  31. You only have to dress yourself
  32. You don’t have to care about anyone who isn’t you
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