Some more time has passed, and for those of you who were worried my open relationship would lead to my tinder ending can worry no more. More Tindering has if fact been done, and I have collected 20 more pickup lines to share with the world. I haven’t found any full-time FWB to supplement my relationship with. I may or may not have gotten any better at communicating, I may or may not have gone on some dates, but I did turn it into a higher number of matches. Below are some of my favorites. Some are good, some are bad, some you just have to read for yourself.
Disclaimer: As always all pickup lines are completely unedited. In other words, if you can’t spell I didn’t save your ass before telling the internet.
- I do like what I see, in terms of your good looks and in your intelligence, judging from your profile.
- You know? If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
- I’m pretty sure I recognise you from class. But even if I’m mistaken, you’re really cute and you seem like someone that would be fun to talk to. (We don’t even go to the same school).
- Hi my names is _____ and I’m a virgin.
- *insert witty tinder line here*
- So you’re a democrat and a catholic?
- I never use Oxford commas. I don’t think this is going to work out…
- Can we get past all this tinder bullshit and just get down and dirty?
- I have no creative pick up lines but I could promise you a great date
- Damn you are cute as shit. How are you today?
- Bear my superior elite offspring
- Tell me some of your hobbies and what you like doing in your spare time, I really enjoy playing video games, reading books( no where near as much as I should) Also I’m not very religious. And I also Vape, I recently quit smoking cigarettes.
- R u a hoe? If u git a killer pornstar name
- Are u there?
- What are you looking for? Love, lust, or friendship?
- Guns make me smile
- I wanna stuff u like a turkey baby
- I see you don’t take shit hahah
- Hi. I’m _____. In west _____ born in raised. In school is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, relaxing all cool. Playing with nerf guns acting a full. When a couple of parents who were up to no good kicked me out of their neighborhood. Made some good grades and my mom got excited she said you’re moving on up, on delighted. I wished for a girl and then she came near, I saw a nice smile and some excitement in her eyes. If anything I could stay this girl was rare but I thought aww what the hell.
- Hola guapa
If you have any other amazing Tinder Pickup Lines you would like to share I would always love to read them, so please leave them in the comments below!