Best of Tinder Bios: Part Seven

If you haven’t noticed I spend a lot of time on Tinder. As a result, I have seen some pretty awesome bios. Here are 20 I felt needed to be shared with the world.

Disclaimer: Some bios may be edited for length. All quotes are kept in their original context. In other words, if you can spell I didn’t save your ass before telling the internet.


  1. Swipe right if you love great jokes I shamelessly steal from the internet
  2. Not here exclusively for hook ups but not opposed to them either.
  3. Swipe the direction you vote
  4. Rapper, aspiring astronaut, world traveler.
  5. I like long walks and endless conversations in dimly lit places where they serve adult beverages.
  6. I started my own company in order to fulfill my dream of having a closet full of Adidas sweatsuits in every color of the rainbow. Im halfway there.
  7. I like to live dangerously. I don’t turn my phone off on planes. I ripped a tag off a mattress once. I was my lights and darks together. In hot water.
  8. I have many leather bound books.
  9. “Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today” -Doug Benson Also if you talk about Jesus in your bio I’m probably swiping left.
  10. Doing the most got me where I am today..on Tinder
  11. “Father figure” not “dad bod” Drag racing, diesel trucks, off road, lake life Wildly spectacular but batshit crazy
  12. I’ll be a doctor in a couple of months. I already have the cutest puppy
  13. Ah shit. You found me on Tinder. How embarrassing.
  14. Just looking for a date to a upcoming wedding.
  15. I already know you just want chicken nuggets lol
  16. I don’t know what to put here… Im passionate about gymnastic
  17. CIA secret agent. Even have my own license to kill! Ask me about it.
  18. My apartment won’t let me have a dog sorry.
  19. Done a little bit of everything. Take that however you want. Willing to try anything once, no matter what it is
  20. I can be your Chuck Bass ❍ Tired of your family nagging you for not having a boyfriend? Need a hot date to show off? Just want some arm candy for your family reunion coming up? If so message me. You’ll get awesome conversation, mad props from grandma, and a middle of the ground bottle of wine. Message first and you’ll get a second bottle of questionable quality thrown in! ❍ No butt stuff on first date ❍ Future sugar daddy ❍ We get it you like dogs…

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