If you haven’t noticed I spend a lot of time on Tinder. As a result, I have seen some pretty awesome bios. Here are 20 I felt needed to be shared with the world.
Disclaimer: Some bios may be edited for length. All quotes are kept in their original context. In other words, if you can spell I didn’t save your ass before telling the internet.
- Swipe right if you love great jokes I shamelessly steal from the internet
- Not here exclusively for hook ups but not opposed to them either.
- Swipe the direction you vote
- Rapper, aspiring astronaut, world traveler.
- I like long walks and endless conversations in dimly lit places where they serve adult beverages.
- I started my own company in order to fulfill my dream of having a closet full of Adidas sweatsuits in every color of the rainbow. Im halfway there.
- I like to live dangerously. I don’t turn my phone off on planes. I ripped a tag off a mattress once. I was my lights and darks together. In hot water.
- I have many leather bound books.
- “Marijuana: why forget something tomorrow when you can forget it today” -Doug Benson Also if you talk about Jesus in your bio I’m probably swiping left.
- Doing the most got me where I am today..on Tinder
- “Father figure” not “dad bod” Drag racing, diesel trucks, off road, lake life Wildly spectacular but batshit crazy
- I’ll be a doctor in a couple of months. I already have the cutest puppy
- Ah shit. You found me on Tinder. How embarrassing.
- Just looking for a date to a upcoming wedding.
- I already know you just want chicken nuggets lol
- I don’t know what to put here… Im passionate about gymnastic
- CIA secret agent. Even have my own license to kill! Ask me about it.
- My apartment won’t let me have a dog sorry.
- Done a little bit of everything. Take that however you want. Willing to try anything once, no matter what it is
- I can be your Chuck Bass ❍ Tired of your family nagging you for not having a boyfriend? Need a hot date to show off? Just want some arm candy for your family reunion coming up? If so message me. You’ll get awesome conversation, mad props from grandma, and a middle of the ground bottle of wine. Message first and you’ll get a second bottle of questionable quality thrown in! ❍ No butt stuff on first date ❍ Future sugar daddy ❍ We get it you like dogs…