With the increasing popularity of my Tinder series, and the high number of pickup lines that have started referencing items on my profile I thought it was about time I share my Tinder Bio with the world. Enjoy.

◯ If it isn’t Big Ten of SEC why are you paying attention? ◯ I don’t believe in chasers or leaving alcohol on the table. ◯  I will never love you as much as my flute or my Springfield XDs. ◯  AS in Music Business. BM in Education with a minor in business. ◯ I’m usually not in the same city for long. I don’t message first. Message me while you have the chance. ◯ In a happy open relationship with my best friend. ◯ I won’t put up with your shit. I’ll call you on it or stop responding. ◯

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Tinder Pickup Lines

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part One

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part Two

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part Three

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part Four

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part Five

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part Six

Tinder Pickup Lines: Part Seven